I Am a Male and I Wear Kilts Often In Public

So today I was walking though a local department store and spotted some cheap jeans. I kept a straight face and asked Dear Wife if I should buy a pair. She snapped back, "I didn't marry you so you could wear pants". I smiled and a female sales clerk behind me interjected, "NO I love your kilts!". I walked out of the store with a large sense of contentment. Everyone likes a man in a kilt.