Shouldn't there be an emoji for:" I saw your PM but didn't know how to perfectly respond so I waited till I knew exactly what to say but it's been a month and now I experience microbursts of shame and near catatonic state of existential dread and avoidence each time I see your... See More »
I Love Using EmojisI cannot use them. My phone is the sort of Noah had on the ark. People text me with emojis. Each one is just a rectangle. Shem, one of Noah’s sons, says don’t worry. One day.
I Love Using EmojisOk. A friend has undertaken the difficult task of teaching me proper use of emojis. To impress her with my progress I will write a story using only emojis. You are welcome to interpret it further impressing my emoji professor. Lol. Yes I do have... See More »