I Like Pg Wodehouse(A boy is chasing another boy trying to throw a bucket of water over him; the boy dodges and an old man gets in the way and is drenched:) 'In one second, without any experience or training, he had become the wettest man in Worcestershire.'
I Like Pg Wodehouse"He looked like a bishop who has just discovered Schism and Doubt among the minor clergy'"
I Like Pg Wodehouse"'I hate you, I hate you!' cried Madeline, a thing I didn't know anyone ever said except in the second act of a musical comedy."
I Like Pg Wodehouse"My family are greatly respected in the neighborhood, but I personally have always looked upon them as a gang of blood-imbrued plug-uglies."
I Like Pg Wodehouse"I have always held, rightly I think, that nothing eases the tension of a difficult situation like a well-spotted bit of blackmail."
I Like Pg Wodehouse"There is no surer foundation for a beautiful friendship than a mutual taste in literature."
I Like Pg Wodehouse"The shock to Colonel Wedge of finding that what he had taken for a pile of old clothes was alive and a relation by marriage caused him to speak a little sharply." - Full Moon
