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A Few Months Ago...... [b]My best friend was trying to convince me that I was weird because whenever she tells me, I start laughing and playing denial saying "No, I'm a normal person!"[/b]

[b]Well, in her attempt to prove to me that I'm weird, she started asking me all these certain questions in which she knew would bring a weird answer out of me and ONLY those certain questions. Then she asked me what my favorite animal was and it was a koala, but I knew that she would say I was weird again if I told her that my favorite animal was a koala.

So instead, I tried to tell her that my favorite animal was a wolf since that's more ordinary[/b], [b]but I forgot how to say wolf! So I was just thinking and thinking saying, "It's um....It's....um...what's it called, what's it called?...uhhhh..."

When all of a sudden, since I couldn't remember how to say wolf, I just wound up [/b][b]mindlessly blurting out, "HYENA!!!"

Right. When. She. Was. In. The. Middle. of. Swallowing. Her. Raison. Bran. Cereal.

You can imagine what happened next!

I didn't even get a chance to explain to her that I messed up and didn't really mean my favorite animal was a hyena when she was already laughing, choking and gurgling her cereal like mouthwash![/b]

[b]Man, that was just so random and hilarious. :)[/b]

deadmoon · 31-35, F
Lol, I'm not weird!! Haha, I'm a normal person!! XP

Just don't ask me what my favorite animal is.
Or what I do for the holidays.
Or the kinds of dreams I have.
Or any question about my life or my personality or my fascination with zombie dinosaurs and you'll see that I'm a perfectly normal person, lol!
deadmoon · 31-35, F
Normal is, um...it's....eeehhhhh....
I know this one! It's...
It's....
I forgot the word...
Um...I got it!!
ZOMBIE DINOSAURS!!!!
No wait, no not zombie dinosaurs!!!
Um...
Haha, let's just go with what you make out to be normal, lol. Spare my brain the pain of thinking about....
About what I was thinking about before!
Ah, what is normal, that's what! ^.^
deadmoon · 31-35, F
It doesn't mean I'm weird. It just means I don't know what I'm saying half of the time. XD I wasn't even thinking about saying hyena. It just slipped out and then I tried to take it back because it was a random oopsie of mine but it was too late for her, lol. She was already DYING!!! LOL!!!!
deadmoon · 31-35, F
I am just a simple, ordinary dork with no clue as to what she's doing, saying, thinking, or wondering 120% percent of the time. XP
Or more if that's even possible. O.O
Lostpoet · M
Funny story and I like how you did this to slow down the flow.
Right. When. She. Was. In. The. Middle. of. Swallowing. Her. Raison. Bran. Cereal. Very clever.
peanlo
I don't believe you when you say 'normal' anymore...well, to think of it, I never did, you have your own weird view of what that means, now tell ussss!!
deadmoon · 31-35, F
Normal is normal. Enough said, lol!!! Let's just go with your view on what is normal because mine view is cornut scrambled right now.
Turbulence
Come on! Get to 3 pages! x3

Haha, like what? A VERY specific color like "Dark as night BLACK"?
peanlo
Hahahaha, just wanted to see if I could get some reeally strange answer to such a simple question xD
Turbulence
YEAH! Normal is different for everyone.

Peanlo, how is her favorite color going to tell us anything?! Haha
deadmoon · 31-35, F
Well, that's how my brain feels like right now! That's perfectly normal, lol!
deadmoon · 31-35, F
Sure, why not? You're making my brain more cornnutty. O.o
leanback
I read it xD Its not as bad as my dork moments though :D
peanlo
Hm..you really ARE denying this, aren't you?!?
peanlo
HEY! Weirdness is good, we like that here!!!
deadmoon · 31-35, F
Normal movies and normal colors. XP
Turbulence
Hmm...

What's your favorite movie?
Turbulence
CORNUT scrambled?! WEIRDO!! xD
Turbulence
Hahaha! Just proves you're weird! xD
IWasCallingYaLarry · 26-30, M
I have an embarassing one.
KilieLove
HA!!! That is an awesome story
peanlo
Fave colour?
Turbulence
DENIAL!!!
Turbulence
Turbulence

 
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