If you get bitten by a shark, bite it back. You'll still probably die but the shark will be like "lol what"
I hate it when overthinking walks in uninvited, sits on everything, rearranges the furniture, and suddenly I'm questioning a text from 3 days ago.
My roommate is built different 😂My nose is gushing like a fire hydrant, and my roommate walks in, takes one look at me, then she hits me with.... “OMG, you won’t believe what just happened in the kdrama I'm watching!!” Ma’am?? I’m out here starring in Grey’s Anatomy and you’re... See More »
