Hypothetically...
If a certain someone may have accidentally murdered a hooker who laughed at their manhood how would you advise they dispose of the body. Hypothetically of course.....asking for a friend.
26-30, T
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robb65 · 56-60, M
Option #1, there's a saying around here about there being certain wells you don't want to drink from. If you happen to know of such a well one more body ain't gonna hurt.
Option #2, change their clothes, hose them down, hose out their car, load'em up and drive them to the nearest ER. Get a half dozen of your buddies to tag along for good measure. Drag the soaking wet body into the ER and tell them you have no idea what happened, they were like that when you found them. With any luck the local law enforcement will botch the investigation to the point that any evidence that still exist wont be admissible in court. (It's been done, one of our local unsolved cases from over 20 years ago.)
Option #2, change their clothes, hose them down, hose out their car, load'em up and drive them to the nearest ER. Get a half dozen of your buddies to tag along for good measure. Drag the soaking wet body into the ER and tell them you have no idea what happened, they were like that when you found them. With any luck the local law enforcement will botch the investigation to the point that any evidence that still exist wont be admissible in court. (It's been done, one of our local unsolved cases from over 20 years ago.)
luctoretemergo · 61-69, M
Well....first, never ever make a list...that's rule 1.
Next - a large rug, and some rope.
OR - if your in the city...the hardware store (again, don't write this down): bleach, saw, garbage bags - heavy duty.
And be sure to turn off his/her phone!....and pull the sim card!
AND REMEMBER - DON'T WRITE ANYTHING LIKE "DISPOSE OF BODY".....
Next - a large rug, and some rope.
OR - if your in the city...the hardware store (again, don't write this down): bleach, saw, garbage bags - heavy duty.
And be sure to turn off his/her phone!....and pull the sim card!
AND REMEMBER - DON'T WRITE ANYTHING LIKE "DISPOSE OF BODY".....
PervertedPrincessOfDeath · 26-30, T
@luctoretemergo you have really thought this through! Do you have a....friend in a similar predicament?
luctoretemergo · 61-69, M
@PervertedPrincessOfDeath If you remember Joe Hunt of the Billionaire's Boys Club Murder (80's) what sinked him was a list he left....this is part of it...like dude, did you have to remember all this?....
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PervertedPrincessOfDeath · 26-30, T
@luctoretemergo some people are just dense 😂😂
Yankee24 · 41-45, M
Ask Siri. She gives the best ideas.