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If you are an X-Wing pilot, and you have any type of facial hair whatsoever, your ass is getting shot down
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TheFragile · 46-50, M
HoraceGreenley · 56-60, M
Lucas likes his heroes clean cut
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HoraceGreenley · 56-60, M
@TheLordOfHell For porn stars and drug dealers
TheLordOfHell · 41-45
By the whole facial hair logic, I guess it's a good thing Luke didn't pilot his X-Wing in the Last Jedi. They would have forgone shooting him down and just tied his arms and legs between 2 star destroyers and then jump into lightspeed
HoraceGreenley · 56-60, M
@TheLordOfHell something like that
MrBrownstone · 46-50, M
Or Asian or black or fat
TheLordOfHell · 41-45
Rogue One nailed all those points beautifully