I Don't Really Give A Shit What You Think

Great....now instead of shortages of hand sanitizer and toilet paper, now we can look for shortages of Paper towels and lotion.

https://bigthink.com/sex-relationships/health-benefits-of-masturbation

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JoeyFoxx · 56-60, M

Meh. Lubrication is over rated.

As for cleaning up? Who cares?

goliathtree · 56-60, M

@JoeyFoxx I am already stealing napkins from McDonalds.

JoeyFoxx · 56-60, M

@goliathtree How are you gonna clean the napkins before you use them?

goliathtree · 56-60, M

@JoeyFoxx They are like self contained wet ones. lube included at no extra charge!

(we should stop...this is going down the road of using Oprah's panties to strain the grease at KFC - EP gold!)

JoeyFoxx · 56-60, M

@goliathtree Those were the days....