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I Love a Good Massage

Okay -- here's what happened.

I go to this place on a semi-regular basis and I know the owner. She's a really neat person: good personality, obviously very smart, and she runs an upfront business. Nothing shady goes on in her place. She has a regular staff along with trainees. I pay beforehand and tip the masseuse after the hour long session.

So today I get massaged by this girl who's new. She does a good job and it's time for me to tip her. I hand her the money and she looks at me and motions for more. I want to point out this is not a small tip amount. She looks at me and motions for more. I look at her as if to say "wha?....." and this comes the conversation.

She leans toward me and says (in broken English): "hey if I touch you deek you give me fifty dollar!"
Well she didn't touch it - that's not why I'm there and I know that's not the kind of massage parlor the lady runs. I see what her game is: she's trying to extort more of a tip from me.
That pissed me off so I looked at her and said "hey if you touch my deek you give me one hundred dollar!"

She gave me a scowl and I walked out to the front, where the owner always greets me.
"how was it?" she asks.

I looked at the masseuse while saying "how long have I been coming here?"
The Owner: "oh you're one of my best and favorite customers. You're nice and friendly."
Me: "you always have a good staff here, and she did a good job. I hope she likes the tip."
The Owner: "oh you're a good tipper: I know she'll like it."
Me: "thank you. I'll be back soon."

....fifty dollars to touch it..... sheesh.....
MrBrownstone · 46-50, M
Maybe she thinks you don't have much longer to live,so you can be coming and going?
SW-User
hahahahahaha yeah well I didn't think of that.
SW-User
This just makes me laugh! Your last sentence kills me lol
SW-User
It was one of those scenes that just had to run that way y'know?
SW-User
@Soossie: the look on the face of the masseuse told me she got the message.
🙂 I wonder. Lol🤔
SW-User
@Soossie: Yeah I know what you mean. If I get her next and she tries that again I will tell the boss lady quickly.

 
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