I Have a Super PowerINVISIBILITY... I am able to disappear in a crowded room & exit without anyone noticing :D
I Have a Super PowerI shoot lasers, I also can control the weather. some storm Sh*t. I also bring death and famine wherever I go. Ecoli and Salmonella in your chicken nuggets.. You're clucking welcome ..have a toast on me.
I Have a Super PowerI can easily resolve the conflicts of others by being the common foe they unite themselves against.
I Have a Super PowerI can take any responsibility...regardless of how critical it may be...and allow my brain to minimalize it to the point that I can procrastinate without guilt.
I Have a Super PowerOne night I stopped at Walmart after work and it was extremely windy. As I walked towards the store, the automatic doors opened while the wind was blowing very, very hard and I saw items flying off the shelves and getting blown all over the place....See More »
I Have a Super PowerLet's play a game! I am going to try and guess the number you're thinking about. Step 1) Pick a number between 1 through 10. Step 2) Multiply that number times 2. Step 3) Now add 4. Step 4) Divide that number by 2. Step 5) Subtract it from the...See More »