I Love My Beautiful Grandma
So, for the past few years (now that I'm approaching flirty 30) my grandmother has inundated me with facial creams, every other time I see her - which is every week.
Now, of course I love this woman, she is like a second mother or even best friend but what I love the most is her inability to get the correct word or term for something.
She calls me earlier today (just to check I'm still being a responsible adult) when she asks me how the SPERM cream is working. Naturally; I'm taken back, hearing the word sperm coming out from an 80+ yr olds mouth is funny enough but the fact she's implying I put it on my face is another matter.
So in the midst of hysterically laughing, she proceeds in asking me again (to which she's non of the wiser) as to why I'm laughing when with tears streaming down my face, I repeat what she said - stressing the word sperm as I do. She pauses as I go on to elaborate the other word SERUM when the penny finally drops and she starts to laugh too.
It doesn't stop there though..
oh no, not my grandmother!
she then in a very blank tone, coughs and announces that she sees no issue in the matter and that it's probably a more natural remedy for wrinkles than actual face cream.
God I love her ❤️
Now, of course I love this woman, she is like a second mother or even best friend but what I love the most is her inability to get the correct word or term for something.
She calls me earlier today (just to check I'm still being a responsible adult) when she asks me how the SPERM cream is working. Naturally; I'm taken back, hearing the word sperm coming out from an 80+ yr olds mouth is funny enough but the fact she's implying I put it on my face is another matter.
So in the midst of hysterically laughing, she proceeds in asking me again (to which she's non of the wiser) as to why I'm laughing when with tears streaming down my face, I repeat what she said - stressing the word sperm as I do. She pauses as I go on to elaborate the other word SERUM when the penny finally drops and she starts to laugh too.
It doesn't stop there though..
oh no, not my grandmother!
she then in a very blank tone, coughs and announces that she sees no issue in the matter and that it's probably a more natural remedy for wrinkles than actual face cream.
God I love her ❤️
