Do you drink at while at work? No? Well I’ve got news for you

Yep, I drink at work...water!

I prefer sex at the office

I drink at work too, diet soda!

Nah. I prefer a smoke

“I like beer”

But not advisable. I hesitate even at company dinners. Especially if I have to be driving back.

I'm more of toker personally, it's my preferred way to "function"