I Like Logic

Senior Logic

I went to the liquor store Monday afternoon on my bicycle, bought a bottle of Jack Daniels and put it in the bicycle basket.
As I was about to leave, I thought to myself that if I fell off the bicycle, the bottle would break.
So I drank all the Jack Daniels before I cycled home.


It turned out to be a very good decision, because I fell off my bicycle seven times on the way home.