I Have Bad Memories, Really Bad

I'm sure people here have MUCH worse, but one time, while I was learning to drive with my dad, I was driving through the neighborhood and there were these kids who are always playing in and around the road. I really wasn't planning on bookin' it through there, but my father says in this calm, low, almost crocadilian voice of his, "Slow down... I can't imagine how much it would ruin your life, killing a kid."

I didn't kill any kids. He's a good man.