Hows anyones mother actually read them a bed time story?

Yes.
And I've been doing it for my own kids for over 17 years. My youngest is 7 now, so I'm hoping to squeeze another year or two.

Not mine. My grandmother would occasionally.

My mom took me twice to buy books back before I was in school ( and never after) . She read each one to me twice and that was the end of that. but.... I was able to read from the time I was 3 or 4 so I guess it was more about entertaining myself than interacting with her.

I don't know about anyone else but as a father I frequently read a bedtime story to my children...I worked a swing shift and when I wasn't there my wife would. My Mom read to me as well...I learned to love reading long before I ever entered a classroom.

I read or used to read anyway a bedtime book called go the fuck to sleep. Never heard of it? Google it

She used to read us bedtime stories all the time when we were little kids.

My mother gave me one of these instead of reading

Nah, thats only stuff you see on the Brady Bunch and leave it to beaver

Not mine. I knew better than to ask her. XD

I don't think the cunt can actually read

Yeah, but a very very long time ago!

I do remember a few times when I was young and I found it annoying.