Ladies, would you trade places with Melania Trump?

@BlueMetalChick: I'll be back in a few hours. My meds just kicked in. I just didn't want you to think I'm ignoring you. You know I don't do that on purpose.

@Fungirlmmm: I live in the USA right now. I'm in Chicago until I graduate university, or at least until I get a four year degree. With the way school is going in this nation, I fear I may need to move again soon. Which, to be honest, wouldn't be too upsetting. I've done it eleven times already. Although I will [i]always[/i] miss Chicago pizza. Oh my god. Have you ever eaten a deep dish pizza? I'm an asexual, but that is the closest I've ever come to having an orgasm.

@BlueMetalChick: Lol you caught me before I dropped off. Yes. I travel to Chicago and Rockford for my job. They have some great Italian restaurants. Mmmm

@Ax17x7: Possibly, but a photo is worth a thousand words.

@Ax17x7: lol was about to say that too.

@5thApprentice: Nice that you're on the same page.

@Selah: I don't think she's evil. I think she's just stupid. She looks, talks, and behaves likes a vapid airhead.

@BlueMetalChick: I disagree, read "Fungirlsmm" response. She is highl intelligent.

@Coyotedave611: I already did. I too came from "humble beginnings" although that's an understatement. I speak eight languages. I never cried myself to sleep at night because I rarely ever slept at all since I lived on a fucking roadside. And now I'm living in a big city in a first world country, going to college, working a job, with plenty of money and a stable life. Do you know what got me here? Not intelligence, not perseverance, not courage or determination or brains. It was good fortune. I am a lucky woman. My good luck got me where I am now. If I can do what I've done, then Melania Trump can do what she's done without being some kind of secretly very intelligent but internally sad and lonely person.

And regardless, why the flipping fuck would she be sad and crying herself to sleep when she's the First Lady of the United States, rich as a bastard and able to do anything she wants to?

@GlassDog: Another great answer sir.🐵

@Coyotedave611: Profanity and abusive language are as much an art form as any part of English, or writing in general. I do know how to speak Russian, Hungarian, Slovak, Serbian, Romanian, and French as well.

@BlueMetalChick: That really is impressive, especially at such a young age, even though I don't speak any other language than english I have a deep appreciation for language and for those who regard the use of it as an art form. My own skill is caligraphy so while not a master of speaking different languages, I do make he words kind of purdy. lol.

@Coyotedave611: I'm a Gypsy. I have no home country and most people of my ethnicity wander around Slavic Europe, meaning that learning new languages is a necessary skill if you don't want to look like an idiot. And, given that I'm a fast talking con artist who likes to swindle dimwitted tourists out of their money, I need to be able to talk fluently, rapidly, and with flair to lure them into betting money on confidence tricks or gambling, so I can grift them.

@Rickichickie: This is an excellent answer.