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As a creation scientist I am fully qualified in all disciplines of science, I have now decided to branch out and become a medical doctor (MD)

I plan to concentrate on faith healing and have already taken the 'Hippopotamus Oath' which means I am as qualified as any of these 'so called' book learning doctors with their big words. I plan to open my own faith healing surgery and have some vacancies for the good people of SW. If you feel you are qualified please let me know. The vacancies are:

A&E Faith healing operative (essential, must be able to speak in tongues).
Faith obstetrician (essential, must be able to handle snakes).
Faith haematologist (essential, must be a vampire).

If you feel you are qualified please contact me on these pages, if you are not qualified then you may attend a gruelling 2 hour course at the Skegness Creation University, complete a comprehensive 56 word dissertation and you may well be considered for one of these prestigious roles.
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alongalone · M Best Comment
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Haroldhugh · 51-55, M
[@1136877,alongalone] Sorry Sir, video unavailable in Blighty. Thanks anyway.
Haroldhugh · 51-55, M
[@1136877,alongalone] Ahh, a classic my good man, although i preferred 'Europa and the Pirate Twins'.

😂hippopotamus oath
hunkalove · 61-69, M
When you do your faith-healing do you actually do hands-on healing? I would like to be a patient and get healed. I have leprosy.
Haroldhugh · 51-55, M
[@45528,hunkalove] Sir, as a 'Consultant' I would not be on the shop floor, or at the coal face if you will. I hope to recruit several well known faith healers and feel that the treatment regiment will be efficacious for both of you.
hunkalove · 61-69, M
I'm not sure what "efficacious" means but if it has anything to do with my butt I'll pass.
MasterLee · 51-55, M
Creation scientist = oxymoron
Haroldhugh · 51-55, M
[@9463,MasterLee] Indeed Sir, I forgot. I am also looking to hire a faith anaesthetist so the administration of 'oxymoron' and isoflurane, desflurane, sevoflurane would be most efficacious...you have the job.
MasterLee · 51-55, M
[@1202442,Haroldhugh] no thanks...no interest
AlexaiSchlomokov · 51-55, F
Can the course be done over a two month period?
Haroldhugh · 51-55, M
[@449448,AlexaiSchlomokov] Ma'am, clearly you are a prodigy. If you feel that you could complete a dissertation of 56 words in such a short time then you are welcome to attempt this, good luck, I will closely monitor your progress.
AlexaiSchlomokov · 51-55, F
[@1202442,Haroldhugh] 🤪
Appreciate the efforts taken to draft the post.

Zero qualifications, here.

 
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