Before getting married the Minister said to me that 'monogamy' was the cornerstone of Western Marriage. I thought this a little strange but did take

That's so if you get out of line and think about straying, she can bash your head into a nice substantial piece of furniture.

I’ve tried to get my wife to play Monogamy every day since we got married. God knows how many times I’ve passed “GO” or been to jail by now.

The more hard wood the happier the marriage

Holy mahogany! 🤣

😂..I like a nice monogamy finish myself

no silly he meant that marriage means doing the same thing every day until you do things in your sleep

there is no more dating - you're doing everything by muscle memory...

it's the same thing every day all day

you know monogomy

My priest said be fruitful and multiply. I told him to pay for the kids then. Was he trying to tell me to make sure I have sex often?

silly

Ever tried fucking on cardboard furniture? You need some solid furniture for all the fun stuff.