For those who prefer having a wife, would rather they...

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Properly iron my clothing (I am over 45)

Properly iron my clothing (I am under 45)

Belch the alphabet (I am over 45)

Belch the alphabet (I am under 45)

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Poll inspired in part by sweetnsassy's 1950 home ec post

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ArtieKat · M

Jerry Hall (b.1956) famously said "My mother said it was simple to keep a man, you must be a maid in the living room, a cook in the kitchen and a whore in the bedroom. I said I'd hire the other two and take care of the bedroom bit." - The Observer, 6th October 1985