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I just realized I was promised a bunch of things as a child that I never got! 馃槹

I was promised, in song form even, a mockingbird that couldn鈥檛 sing, a fake diamond ring, a broken mirror, a billy goat, and a list of things beyond that! Like, wth?!

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Looks like you're not too serious. Have a happy evening.
Mamapolo201670-79, F
You were being prepared for "I got a bike for Christmas but the chain broke."
[@663519,Mamapolo2016] Just needing some light hearted meaning. Sorry if thats too picky.
Mamapolo201670-79, F
[@527654,Zaphod42] One of six kids in a preacher's family here. We got used dogs.
Zaphod4246-50, M
[@663519,Mamapolo2016] Used dogs 馃ぃ馃ぃ馃ぃ馃ぃ
dubkebab51-55, M
I was brought up by television-
and my robot maid,flying car,stun phaser and teleporter have yet to arrive!
It's already the year 2021 ! oh the humanity.
I was promised I would be married by now 馃樄
MotherHubbard56-60, F
at least you didn't get that song where they toss the baby out of a tree, cradle and all!
Everybody have you heard- You'll have to find yourself a better way.
And if that better way don't show? Rise with the tide, go with the flow. That's why, yes indeed, I keep on telling everybody, saying yeah, yeah, whoa whoa whoa-. Everybody have you heard!

 
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