As a kid, did your parents ever dress you as a fire hydrant then take you to a dog show?

One time I got separated at a crowded beach as a kid and asked a policeman to help me find my mom. He took one look at me me and said, "Geesh kid I don't know. There are a lot of places to hide around here."

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RemovedUsername1168905 · 31-35, M

No, I got my ass whooped and thrown in a closet.

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RemovedUsername1168905 · 31-35, M

@SW-User yeah, I thought "what defines me as a person?" It just...fits. I take it you're alexa and you...smile?

SW-User

@RemovedUsername1168905 yes sir ! 🙂🙂 see!!

RemovedUsername1168905 · 31-35, M

@SW-User thanks great, keep on keeping on. Don't ever let anyone get you down, and if they try, punch em in the throat and run

humidtiddies · 22-25, F

I got dressed with crippling depression and trauma

kentex35 · 100+, M

I know a good joke when I steal one.

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