I have a scientific proposal

That the unit to measure the frequency at which a woman gets compliments on a selfie from thirsty people be called the "simperature". 👩‍🔬

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summersong · F

There needs to be a similar measurement for people who don’t get a lot of thirsty comments, like simperature-controlled.

Classified · M

Does that mean that the people with a high simperature are hot? 👀👀👀

Straylight · 31-35, F

@Classified You may be on to something!

CheshireCatalyst · 36-40, M

*reads 'scientific proposal'*

🥺 She wants to marry me

and the percentage of those same comments to go perverted is “thirstivity.”

SW-User

Those thirsty people should be called "The SymPathetic" from now on.

DeWayfarer · 61-69, M

Do it mostly because so few want to share any pictures.

Magenta · F

😂🤐

JaggedLittlePill · 46-50, F

I support this message.

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