Could genitals dispense hand sanitiser? 🤔

I highly doubt it.

It would throw off your all important PH.

Kinda
Only 0.7 to 1.5 % of the alcohol that you consume is excreted in urine.
The rest is cleared by your liver. You would die well before drinking enough to excrete the all important 70% required to kill COVID.

Now when it comes to bacteria urine is already sterile because it contains antimicrobial agents. You can use urine to kill bacteria in open wounds.

Or just kill.

Think about it.