What is the worst pick-up line you've ever heard?

“Hey girl, I heard you’re looking for a stud. Well I got the S-T-D so all I need is U!”

If I said you have a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?

If Covid doesn't take you out, can I?


Fuck me if I'm wrong, but don't I know you from somewhere?

Hi

They say your tongue is the strongest muscle in your body. Wanna fight?

Oh sooo many but this one always makes my eyes roll
‘are you (german/Irish/Mexican/[i]whatever [/i]..) ? Would you like some in ya?’

How much does a polar weigh?
Enough to break the ice.
Hi I’m Newkid ;)

Him: "Hi, I love Japanese women"

Me: Huh? Who cares, I'm Filipina 😒😷

"Hi, I'm not a Gyneacologist but I'd be happy to take a look at it for you"...lol

I lost my phone number can I have yours?
As a bonus the best chat up line a guy came out with to me was "You turn my software into hardware." Yes it worked too which is rare,I prefer intelligent conversation and don't go for cheesy chat up lines.

If a guy see’s a woman with a nice strut he could say... if I had a swing like that I would put it in my backyard. 😏

Girl, you're so hot that you make the sun jealous.

You need to follow me on Instagram

🤮

Do I know you from somewhere? Ugh.

....you come around here often?