According to The Onion, Jesus Christ has cancelled the second coming due to the pandemic 😂

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tutku · 26-30, F

The Onion is the only news source that i trust 💚

What does the potato say???

Zaphod42 · 46-50, M

Don’t be silly! Potatoes can’t talk! They only have eyes, not mouths 😋 @HootyTheNightOwl

@Zaphod42 Nor can onions... but, still... 🤷‍♀️

Zaphod42 · 46-50, M

@HootyTheNightOwl We’ll never know for sure. Onions are deep...many layers 😋

DonHobag · M

A waste of a perfectly good apocalypse🤦‍♂️

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