🖐️ Hey guys! I'm SodaPressed, that's a super believable statement right there! 🤷‍♀️

@SW-User Internet Lincoln approves!

@SW-User Totes MaGoats! 👍️

@AuRevoir what's a statement?

@SW-User It's mayonnaise.

@AuRevoir

@HootyTheNightOwl Wow! :D Nice to meet you Mr. Trump!

@AuRevoir oh ouch!

@AuRevoir Don't you forget it, peasant - or i'll have you spend the rest of your life building my walls!!!

@reflectingmonkey That one with the guy and the stuff and the things!

@SW-User Like how the Loch Ness monster doesn't actually exist?

@AuRevoir exactly like that!

@AuRevoir That be true 💡, but now you're kinda admitting you're not her. 🤔

@Classified 😱 Oh noooooooooooooooo! What ever have I done? 😏

@AuRevoir Quickly! Reply more so it will be at least hidden under the 'View x more replies' button. 😱

@HannibalAteMeOut Can't doubt that clout!

@Pfuzylogic :D Pinned up on my wall!

@AuRevoir
Good to know you are around!

@SW-User 👀 Hi me!

@SW-User can the real sodapressed please step forward

@sighmeupforthat I put it.. :D BEHIND YOUR EAR! Ta-da!

@AuRevoir 💥

@CrustyDDingus I mean, official, Yes?

@SW-User 👀 Whats up?

@AuRevoir you babes

@MartinTheFirst Howdy! 🤠

@AuRevoir i just dont get why you make new profile all the time

@MartinTheFirst Because this is a really real post about being real. 🤠