🖐️ Hey guys! I'm SodaPressed, that's a super believable statement right there! 🤷‍♀️

[@8344,ScissorhandsFingeredMe] Can't doubt that clout!

[@341171,sighmeupforthat] I put it.. :D BEHIND YOUR EAR! Ta-da!

[@410477,TenmaTsukamoto] 💥

[@786692,Autonomous] Like how the Loch Ness monster doesn't actually exist?

[@410477,TenmaTsukamoto] exactly like that!

[@613397,ClowndalfTheGreen] Internet Lincoln approves!

[@421598,Becksta] Wow! :D Nice to meet you Mr. Trump!

[@410477,TenmaTsukamoto] oh ouch!

[@410477,TenmaTsukamoto] Don't you forget it, peasant - or i'll have you spend the rest of your life building my walls!!!

[@336516,MartinTheFirst] Howdy! 🤠

[@410477,TenmaTsukamoto] i just dont get why you make new profile all the time

[@336516,MartinTheFirst] Because this is a really real post about being real. 🤠

[@410477,TenmaTsukamoto] what's a statement?

[@10421,Headlines] It's mayonnaise.

[@410477,TenmaTsukamoto]
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[@783701,Rose415] Totes MaGoats! 👍️

[@428650,Razgovor] I mean, official, Yes?

[@830641,Gonegirlgonegirl] 👀 Whats up?

[@410477,TenmaTsukamoto] you babes

[@410477,TenmaTsukamoto] That be true 💡, but now you're kinda admitting you're not her. 🤔

[@444927,Classified] 😱 Oh noooooooooooooooo! What ever have I done? 😏

[@410477,TenmaTsukamoto] Quickly! Reply more so it will be at least hidden under the 'View x more replies' button. 😱

[@3118,Pfuzylogic] :D Pinned up on my wall!

[@410477,TenmaTsukamoto]
Good to know you are around!

[@9310,reflectingmonkey] That one with the guy and the stuff and the things!

[@813091,Sodapressed2] 👀 Hi me!

[@813091,Sodapressed2] can the real sodapressed please step forward