What is your bedtime ritual?

Fap. Watch anime. Fap again. Read a bit. Fap one more time. Get ready. Fap again just in case. Pray to Shen Long. Sleep.

I just fall on the bed. Sometimes even with my clothes and shoes on.

Rubbing my feet together to relax me. Maybe read.

Masterbate and fall unconscious till morning.

Let puppers go out to pee, brush teeth, mouthwash, get water for next to the bed, check that all the doors are locked, adjust thermostat, get in bed. Check alarm. Turn off light.

Toss and turn for 3 hours.

Read fanfic or anything 🥴, and summon the slumber goddess to guard me in my sleep

Sacrificing a few chickens usually suffices for a good night's sleep

Change into pajamas, brush teeth, get a drink of water, turn off all of the lights, go to bed.

Shower, let my hair dry, pin my hair up, remove clothes, go to sleep.

Nothing. I sleep.