Is being a man kind of...well...awkward?

You get used to it. It's less uncomfortable once you're a grown adult and don't get spontaneous hard-ons.

I feel like it's one of those you don't think about, like blinking or breathing. But once you do, everything is chaos for about 5 minutes.

We don’t need to tuck anything. It may fall out of place from time to time. Not awkward.

What a strange question! :-)

We just become so used to getting dressed we don't even have to think about it.

BTW, I can't speak for other men, but I do not regard any part of my body as "junk" or even surplus!


Oh - and I do note that your profile asks for "no sex chats"!

Not a problem. Not a lot to tuck

It can be. I don't "tuck" anything other than my shirt into my pants.
I do, however, "dress left"

yes

Why would it be?

Or just wear boxers, which are great.

It can be sometimes

Lool 🍿

It’s just kind of there
Doesn’t really do much

You’ve never been married, eh ? 😉