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CountScrofula · 41-45, M
So it's ... I dunno. 2001 maybe? We're all college-aged wretches. I am working at a bar and get home at 3am to find around eight friends all VERY VERY VERY drunk from drinking 151 rum under a bridge.
One of them is Matt. Matt is one of those guys who shouldn't drink.
So Matt starts shouting that he is going to head out to the bar district (a few blocks away) and fight some chachis which was the time was local slang for uh... the kind of privileged frat boy types you'd cover your drink around at a club which we, as scuzzy pseudo-punks, considered to be mortal enemies.
I, being the ONLY SOBER ONE started talking Matt down, but then another friend stepped in. "No Dave he has to do this... for [i]himself[/i]."
Matt takes this opportunity to bolt out of the house and into the night. He was not seen until 3pm the next day when we got a call from his very angry girlfriend picking him up from the drunk tank.
Here's what happened:
- Matt was found in an alley looking like he'd had the shit kicked out of him or he took a bad fall. He was taken to the hospital on campus.
- In hospital, he was diagnosed with alcohol poisoning, but was incredibly combative. To the point they called the police.
- The police showed up and because Matt was violent, they got him to take off his hospital gown to make sure he wasn't packing a weapon.
- Matt became super polite and friendly and started laughing.
- He laughed.
- The cops laughed.
- He bolted.
- Naked, he ran out into the night, out of a GIGANTIC fucking hospital, and into Edmonton in November. It was probably below 10 F.
- The cops chased naked Matt around campus for a half a goddamn hour until he was finally tackled and hauled into a car to be taken to the drunk tank.
- He asked to open the window so he could barf, and instead barked at passers-by.
- He spent his night staring at a grate on the floor of the drunk tank with pubic hair caked on it.
Matt did not drink for a whole two weeks.
One of them is Matt. Matt is one of those guys who shouldn't drink.
So Matt starts shouting that he is going to head out to the bar district (a few blocks away) and fight some chachis which was the time was local slang for uh... the kind of privileged frat boy types you'd cover your drink around at a club which we, as scuzzy pseudo-punks, considered to be mortal enemies.
I, being the ONLY SOBER ONE started talking Matt down, but then another friend stepped in. "No Dave he has to do this... for [i]himself[/i]."
Matt takes this opportunity to bolt out of the house and into the night. He was not seen until 3pm the next day when we got a call from his very angry girlfriend picking him up from the drunk tank.
Here's what happened:
- Matt was found in an alley looking like he'd had the shit kicked out of him or he took a bad fall. He was taken to the hospital on campus.
- In hospital, he was diagnosed with alcohol poisoning, but was incredibly combative. To the point they called the police.
- The police showed up and because Matt was violent, they got him to take off his hospital gown to make sure he wasn't packing a weapon.
- Matt became super polite and friendly and started laughing.
- He laughed.
- The cops laughed.
- He bolted.
- Naked, he ran out into the night, out of a GIGANTIC fucking hospital, and into Edmonton in November. It was probably below 10 F.
- The cops chased naked Matt around campus for a half a goddamn hour until he was finally tackled and hauled into a car to be taken to the drunk tank.
- He asked to open the window so he could barf, and instead barked at passers-by.
- He spent his night staring at a grate on the floor of the drunk tank with pubic hair caked on it.
Matt did not drink for a whole two weeks.
SailorMarz · F
@CountScrofula matt's an entertaining drunk lool the barking
CountScrofula · 41-45, M
@SailorMarz hahahaah. He was an AWFUL drunk and thankfully stopped drinking entirely. It turned this quiet nerdy dude into a monster.
Carver · 31-35, F
https://similarworlds.com/593410-I-Had-A-Huge-Embarassing-Moment/1843630-Yesterday-when-my-girlfriend-and-I-out-were-out
FeetAreFantastic · 41-45, M
I once got myself stuck in my seatbelt... 😬