Are your neighbors a bunch of moochers?

No. They're pleasant and quiet. One is particularly helpful; when one of my trees uprooted during a storm weeks ago he offered to chop it up with a chainsaw and take it away.

No. In fact, my neighbor mowed my section of the lawn between our houses today.

I don't know and I don't care.

I wish. They just trash up the place.

More like a bunch of hop heads.