Yo mama so ugly that in order to breastfeed you she had to get you drunk first

@Rhodesianman it actually gave me super powers. My body processes alchohol like water. I can outdrink anyone.

@Eternity LOL

@MushroomFaerie I get what your goin for but actually scientifically speaking babies wont feed from something that doesnt look/smell/feel like it's the same species.

So theoretically if your mother looked like an orangutan then a baby may not be so into the idea of suckling

Thus the booze.

@Entwistle nice lmao