If I were to hand you a cucumber what would you do with it?

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Shove it where the sun doesn't shine

Make cucumber salad.

I would wonder what you had been doing with the cucumber (sniff sniff).

😒

Put it in the 'fridge for use later in a salad -- unless you were looking for a sexual experience, then my options would change.

Chop it up and put it in a salad.

Make a cucumber salad...

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Salad ya filthy animal!

Make a salad, or pickle it!

I'll do one of the things this cool cat recommends:

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Add it to a salad

Set it down by the cat.

skin it, slice it, put it in a bowl with chopped onions and mix in Hellmans mayo, throw in the fridge, then enjoy the next day!

Peel it and put it in my salad I am making for tomorrows dinner

make a salad

I would wash it and eat it. I'm hungry.

I would eat it.

i'd pleasure you with it

😏

Slice it and make an awesome mixed salad. A non brainer.

Make pickles or donate it to the trash bin

Peel it and eat it 😉

Put it a salad 🥗. What else is any good for 🤷‍♂️

Walk away for starters. It's not healthy to stick around weird strangers that randomly give you phalic looking greens.

Cut it into tiny pieces and sprinkle it into your hair.