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If I were to hand you a cucumber what would you do with it?

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I would wash it and eat it. I'm hungry.
Keepitsimple · 51-55, F
Peel it and eat it 😉
Cut it into tiny pieces and sprinkle it into your hair.
LyricalOne · F
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Gone12345 · 41-45, M
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make a salad
FreeSpirit1 · 46-50, F
rjc36 · 56-60, M
She seems very happy with that cucumber. LOL [@157515,FreeSpirit1]
jackj · 56-60, M
“Stuff”. Simple yet complex response 😀 [@157515,FreeSpirit1]
Jlhzfromep · M
Make pickles or donate it to the trash bin
Neuroticnelly · 36-40, F
Make cucumber salad.
SW User
Chop it up and put it in a salad.
11knaves11 · 41-45, M
Salad ya filthy animal!
booboo · M
skin it, slice it, put it in a bowl with chopped onions and mix in Hellmans mayo, throw in the fridge, then enjoy the next day!
TrueLifeATL · 26-30, M
I ain't gonna take a cucumber from. Stranger
kayoshin · 36-40, M
Walk away for starters. It's not healthy to stick around weird strangers that randomly give you phalic looking greens.
Make a cucumber salad...
DonaldTrumpet · 70-79, M
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soulsrespite · 26-30, F
I would eat it.
MrsKatherineArch · 36-40, F
Add it to a salad
Gone12345 · 41-45, M
SW User
Slice it and make an awesome mixed salad. A non brainer.
ChipmunkErnie · 70-79, M
Put it in the 'fridge for use later in a salad -- unless you were looking for a sexual experience, then my options would change.
juiceyangel333 · 26-30, F
Shove it where the sun doesn't shine
Starcrossed · 41-45, F
Set it down by the cat.
NiteRaven93 · 26-30, M
Peel it and put it in my salad I am making for tomorrows dinner
Talisman · 51-55, M
I'll do one of the things this cool cat recommends:

WillaKissing · 51-55, T
Make a salad, or pickle it!
memyselfandyou · 41-45, M
i'd pleasure you with it
JohnnyO · 36-40, M
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MissTaken · 31-35, F
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robb65 · 51-55, M
I would wonder what you had been doing with the cucumber (sniff sniff).

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