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midnightoker · 61-69, M
When I'm bored late at night, I text random numbers saying..“You should really clean under your bed, it's filthy down here. PS: I love you."
SW-User
@midnightoker 😂 That is outstanding! I MUST do that at once!
SW-User
@midnightoker I just sent this out: "I would like a large pepperoni with olives and mushrooms. And don't forget to pick up my tampons and douche at Walgreens. Spring fresh douche and super tampons."
midnightoker · 61-69, M
@SW-User lol :)
JoyfulSilence · 46-50, M
Sorry, that club is all full up.
You will have to join another. I hear the Exciting Life Club is dying for new members!
You will have to join another. I hear the Exciting Life Club is dying for new members!
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@JoyfulSilence I am dying to join!
JoyfulSilence · 46-50, M
@SW-User Well, the only way in is through a whole in the roof, and you have to parachute in from above. Or bungee jump from a helicopter.
CharlieZ · 70-79, M
You´ll be fine in 2 min 59 sec.
mrmoose · 70-79, M
meow
me too
me too
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mrmoose · 70-79, M
@SW-User hi sweety!
how ya doing, aside from being bored
how ya doing, aside from being bored
SW-User
@mrmoose Good, thanks. I need to clean house but...blah. How are you?
mrmoose · 70-79, M
@SW-User doing ok, kinda tired, need to clean here too
been going to my dr office every other day, yuck
been going to my dr office every other day, yuck
AlasPoorYorick · 51-55, M
Find something new to do — like make me a sandwich
AlasPoorYorick · 51-55, M
Reported for failure to make me a sandwich. That’s ham -rassment. @SW-User
SW-User
@AlasPoorYorick 🤦♀️
bijouxbroussard · F
@AlasPoorYorick @SW-User 🤣🤣🤣
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@Stereoguy Marc has the car :( I think I will watch a movie!
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