You ever sit there wishing your sonwas on the cover of sports illustrated, your girlfriend the penthouse centerfold, and your wife on a milk carton?

@CoffinFeeder I had a supervisor/foreman that, one Sunday morning,up and killed his wife and was in the process of dismembering her when two neighbors gals walked in then fled and called the police and SWAT came out had a robot threat that used to throw tear gas in his house which he chucked right back out. Anyway he got 50 years on a plea agreement to avoid the dearth penalty and save the state money. I refer to him as chopper John. I guess when you're dead it doesn't matter. I wouldn't want Alice Cooper dealing with my carcass tho

@kentex35 im confused

@morrgin I don't take her for granted. When I make a wife joke ours not her I'm really talking about most times.I'm just telling a joke. I try not to take anyone for granted. Well except here. I me my alter ego and the voices try to lighten things up everywhere I go. I figure you may as well have a sense of humor in this world,no one is getting out alive anyway . If I tell a groaner tell me I'm stupid if I seem insensitive say so.(and I know you will😂) life's too short to always be serious. If you can't laugh at yourself look me up,I'll laugh at you ok? This is me.for the most part. I'm pretty brave hiding behind my computer screen over here. I'm pretty honest and fairly loyal.
My wife maintained a relationship with her ex fiancee up until last January. She says platonic. Maybe so but she was deceitful or let me believe otherwise if I thought otherwise. I'm so dumb and trusting it really took 35years to piece it all together. Too late to break in someone else. I Didn't think I would tell that embarrassing story.

@kentex35 i have trouble getting jokes. I always take them seriously.
Sounds like you are very loyal. Who was there for her when she had her heart attack and taking care of her now? Not her ex. Still it really sucks when the person you love and are committed to doesnt share the same level of commitment as evidenced by their reluctance and failure to give up a past relationship. It can actually hurt to no end and its natural to feel the need to talk about it.