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Three were these three guys that did odd jobs cheap but the were always dirty looking and cussed a lot and smelling of beer..

..but the did those jobs no one liked to do and they were cheap so people tend to put up with them. Well Larry the leader of the group just up and passed away. The coroner by law needed a family member or relative to identify the body to close out his paper work. Larry didn't seem to have any family. So they decided that the two boys he was with all the time could ID Larry and that would be good enough. So the sheriff was sent to fetch Daryl and Daryl and bring them to the morgue. They get to the morgue and they ask one to come back and look at the body and he does. Coroner asks is this Larry. Daryl looks and looks then says roll him over to paraphrase after some discussion they roll Larry over and Daryl starts looking at Larry's butt. Looks up and says nope that's not Larry. Everyone knows it is but to save argument they bring in the other Daryl. And same thing happens. He looks at his butt and says that's not Larry. So they get them both in there. They're going to figure this out . The sheriff says"alright you clowns why are y'all saying this isn't Larry." And finally Daryl speaks and said ,
Because Everytime we go somewhere everybody says here comes Larry with those two assholes.
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midnightoker · 61-69, M

 
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