Can you do ventriloquism ? Ever had a puppet sit on your knee ?

Lol I used to wanna be a ventriloquist when I was a kid 😂😂

I got a ventriloquist's dummy for Christmas once when I was a kid. Came with instructions. I tried to practice but never could get good at it. Dunno what ever happened to it.

Not in the traditional sense of using a puppet thing.

I'm usually the puppet on the knee😳

I used to bang a really short chick once, I guess when she sat on my lap it was abit like a puppet.