"Hi. This is Mehmet. Mehmet, your Turkish carpet guy."

Yep. I've got a handmade Turkish carpet guy. (The carpets are handmade, not the guy. At least I assume ...🤔).

Why, you ask? It could be because I literally piss class and sophistication. Figuratively speaking.

Or, it could also be that I bought an overpriced Turkish carpet the last time I was in Turkey, and now he won't leave me alone...

But I'm going with class and sophistication.