Does Anyone Else Have "Little Metaphors" for Their Drinking Habits?

Or am i truly that sad an alcoholic??? lol

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DuchessOfMapleSyrup · M

i used to call my self a liquid pioneer. i can't drink now.

silkandlace · 46-50, M

@DuchessOfMapleSyrup awwwwwwww

Mguinm · 51-55, F

@DuchessOfMapleSyrup 😆 liquid pioneer! Clever. I'm glad you aren't drinking anymore.

ZeroFox · 36-40, M

I don't drink, but I heard someone say, "I don't have a drinking problem. I have problems, so I drink" and I thought that was pretty funny

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ZeroFox · 36-40, M

@silkandlace yeah... Kinda... haha

Reading it back I realized its not as funny reading it as it was when I heard the dude say it.

silkandlace · 46-50, M

@ZeroFox well, reading it puts a different perspective on it,

ZeroFox · 36-40, M

@silkandlace indeed

EugenieLaBorgia · F

Oh, we have lots! Avoir un coup dans le nez; avoir son aigrette; prendre une biture; blindé; brindezingue; prendre son casque; avoir sa cocarde; allumé; bourrée; dans les vignes du Seigneur - a whole dictionary of idioms, similés and metaphors!!

SStarfish ·

I never drink but i call my pups all sorts of names like pumpkin and darling and so forth.. Does that count? 😄🙂

silkandlace · 46-50, M

@SStarfish eh, not quite what i was getting at🤤

SStarfish ·

@silkandlace lol oh 🙂

silkandlace · 46-50, M

@SStarfish lol

Myzery · 41-45, F

Please elaborate.

silkandlace · 46-50, M

@Myzery thank you! for example: i call the first 3 of a six pack the "front nine"

Myzery · 41-45, F

@silkandlace That's new. But, that doesn't make you a sad alcoholic.
I'm a sad alcoholic who hasn't come up with such things.

silkandlace · 46-50, M

@Myzery lol! just a little silly, but that i've put even that much thought to it probably makes me a sad alcoholic.....lmao

TAReturns · M

I don’t drink booze but I guzzle soda

Collegegirl23 · 26-30, F

Alcahol kills

ChatterinSeuss · 61-69, M

I drink, I fall down ,, no problem there

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