How many of you does it take to change a lightbulb?

Hmmmmm would they happen to b polacks

I outsource that to the tall people around me

It depends on the day.

On days when I can't think, it takes five of me; one of me to hold the light bulb and four of me to turn the ladder.

On days when I'm feeling on top of the world, it takes only one; I hold up the light bulb, and the world revolves around me.

just me I hold the light up and wait for the earth to rotate

I don't have any

All three of us

One

Can we discuss how we feel about that first please?

100 1 to hold the bulb 99 to turn the house.

I can't I have to find someone to do it

Infinite.

Just me