Have you cheated on you Barber before ??

I live in a town where there must be a dozen 'Hair salons.

You know the kinds of places with daft names; dreadful muzak and a charge of £20 before a barber, sorry. 'Stylist'. picks up a pair of scissors ?

I'm currently consorting with a Turkish Barbers !
That means lots of insults being hurled at each other between them; the aroma of Turkish coffee and singed ear hair; but darn good haircuts and straight razor shaves !

I cut my own hair, and I fear how he will mock my work.

So now I can never go back

Only when we get in a fight

Never .... I am bold :(