How come it is so hard to put Humpty Dumpty back together again?

I mean, what's so hard about it?

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whateverhappens · 26-30, F

well you do it

MarkPaul · 26-30, M

@whateverhappens So, you're saying it really is hard? You know this for a fact?

whateverhappens · 26-30, F

@MarkPaul 😂 idk, but i think it was a egg wasnt he ?

MarkPaul · 26-30, M

@whateverhappens Yes.

tallpowerhouseblonde · 31-35, F

All the kings horses and men?Were any of them medically qualified.I don't know of any horse that can scrub up let alone carry out a surgical procedure.

MarkPaul · 26-30, M

@tallpowerhouseblonde Well, yeah that's true if you take it literally. But, I mean... Mr. Dumpty isn't exactly entirely dependent on the horses.

SomeAreBoojums · 51-55, M

I heard the rhyme refers to the defeat of Richard III, who was hump-backed, and offered, according to Shakespeare, his kingdom for a horse

MarkPaul · 26-30, M

@SomeAreBoojums Good to know. Thanks. But, still...

SatyrService · M

@SomeAreBoojums poor auld richard!
victem of False News!

SatyrService · M

you do know he's and EGG right?
give that a try,, drop one,, rebuild it

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SatyrService · M

@MarkPaul i think 6 million is a heafty price tag!

go on, Unscramble an egg!

MarkPaul · 26-30, M

@SatyrService I don't think we should be talking about scrambling when referring to Mr. Dumpty. Do you? Have you no decency sir?

SatyrService · M

@MarkPaul So SOrry! I think i left it in my Weskit.
awful calous of me whot?

SW-User

Cause he was a Damn egg

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MarkPaul · 26-30, M

@SW-User So, you think it really is that hard? What if the egg is enclosed in padded Kevlar?

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