since no one seems to want to date me ive decided to date myself for a year

You will have the *best* time. you can take yourself to all your favourite places, treat yourself to your favourite movies and meals out... you can stay up late drinking and enjoying your company til the early hours...

I hope it works out. That could be a brutal break up.

It's gonna be weird when you don't respond to your own texts.

Don't go breaking your own heart!! Treat yourself goooooooooood ☺

Congratulations on your newfound love. ┬┴┬┴┤-ᴥ-ʔ/🍯