Anyone else been to a park or beach where this sign would be appropriate?

I worked in a bush camp many years ago and after listening to the hum of mosquitoes day after day I began to realize that they were actually talking to each other. One day I saw my crew chief, a giant of man 6' 10" tall 350 lbs of pure muscle, being carried off into the bush by two mosquitoes. I heard one suggest they eat their meal here before they get into the bush and the big mosquitoes beat these two up and take away their supper.

In front of my house. We have this day feeding aggressive mosquito out West now. I've had more mosquito bites now than when I was a kid.

Welcome to my Home Town.

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