if drinking was a Olympic sport what country would bring home gold

Ireland hands down.

Ireland

I think It would always be Russia and Germany fighting for gold.

The Irish would take home the gold.

Russia hands down

Responsible drinking - France
Interesting drinking- Norway
Irresponsible drinking with interesting consequences- England
Irresponsible drinking with tragic consequences- USA

Russia

Russia

UK or Australia.

Wouldn’t the U.S. at least receive a “Dishonorable Mention” ? 😏