Tell me your best pick up line

There are no pickup lines terrible enough to express how badly I want you

Ur hand looks heavy, may I hold it?

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I have a gun
Get in the van

i usually just go ‘hey wanna bang’ and they come running 🤷🏻‍♀️

Are you tired? You been running through my mind all day.

[c=#7700B2]I just do the puss in boots look[/c]

Idk I come up with some pretty good ones cause I’m just honest about it lol. Last night I told a lady she was the prettiest lady in the building and one time I told one that she looks like the cover of a magazine.

"does this rag smell like chloroform to you?" ʕ ᵔᴥᵔʔ

Did you just fart? Cause you blew me away

Do you know a serial killers pick up line? " Aw why do you look so sad...may I help you or do you want to tell me about your problem more in my basement chamber? "

Well that was enthusiastic. 😏

Sit on my lap and we can talk about the first thing that pops up.
I know, very droll

I don't have any

Uh... *Thinks furiously* um... *Bulb lights up in a weird way* "My mom actually doesn't let me talk to strangers... But I'd make an exception for you..." *Just realizes what was said and gets gun ready*