I'm gonna make love to you, woman, Gonna lay you down by the fire! And caress your womanly body, Make ya moan and perspire.

smmartydude · 36-40, M Best Comment

I'm gonna lay you down by the Yule log, I'm gonna, gonna love you right. Baby I'm gonna deck your halls and silent your night....hear the herald angels sing as I'm sliding off your bra...I just can't wait to jingle your bells and fa LA LA your laaaaa.

smmartydude · 36-40, M

@smmartydude YES!!!! Thank you for BA! My first one ever!!!

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Journeyman · 26-30, M

Naw it's fine, I'm not in the roasting mood at the moment.

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Cavedweller · 46-50, F

I bet you've got chocolate salty balls too.

smmartydude · 36-40, M

@Cavedweller suck on my chocolate salty balls...put 'em in your mouth...put 'em in your mouth and suck 'em and suck 'em

Cavedweller · 46-50, F

How about some I Just Went And Fudged Yo Mama? 0r the low cal I Don't Give A Flying Fudge?

SStarfish ·

Lol 😄

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