How to make a Donald Trump Presidency ...

Start with the charisma and moral centre of a Richard Nixon. Add the knowledge and intellectual wattage of a Ronald Reagan. Leaven with the attention span of Reagan's second term. Sprinkle with the Bush family's famed eloquence and add a dash of Strom Thurmond's 1948 Dixiecrat presidential bid to taste. Chill before serving to Liberal elites (revenge is best served cold ...)