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Ruin a date in 4 words

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you looked prettier online
SW-User
Pooped in my pants
ScrewThisImDone · 26-30, F
I love my ex.
SW-User
[i]I miss my ex[/i]
SW-User
Do you want kids?
MartinTheFirst · 22-25, M
@IDidNotFart: well those two questions are different!
SW-User
@MartinTheFirst: I meant the one led to the other.🙄
MartinTheFirst · 22-25, M
@IDidNotFart: oh...
SW-User
You are my Dad \ My pimp is calling \ I believe in castration / It's a penis scar
MartinTheFirst · 22-25, M
@CtrlAltDelicious: the last one 😂 right across the eye hu?
cheesyAF · 31-35, M
You looked better photoshopped.
ajoite · 51-55, F
@boringAF: He he
Curiousme · 56-60, M
I'm missing my mommy!
LostSandman · 36-40, M
I'm dating your Mother.
Mellifluous · 26-30, F
@LostSandman: wtf?😂
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Merlin · F
I took 7 Viagra
MartinTheFirst · 22-25, M
@Merlin: Dont forget the appropriate tools for your date!
Merlin · F
@MartinTheFirst: LOVE! LOVE! LOVE This!!!!! You are way too much fun!!! I've gotta run but I look forward to us crossing paths again. When my husband gets home from work, I'm going to show him our little antics :) He will definitely great a huge giggle and kick out of it! Thanks for making me smile and laugh :) :) Have a great day :) :)
MartinTheFirst · 22-25, M
@Merlin: Haha, have a good day. 😁
chrisCA · M
Turn to an empty seat beside you and angrily say, "What is it now?"
SW-User
"I'm a registered sex offender"
IcePrincess · 22-25, F
@HijabbaDabbaDoo: lol
IcePrincess · 22-25, F
I have an STD
Lilnonames · F
@IcePrincess: do you?
IcePrincess · 22-25, F
@Lilnonames: no lol
Lets go dumpster fuck!
AnukBinary · M
Count me in.
OzDiver · 61-69, M
Your mum looks hot.
SW-User
Gotta hide the body
SW-User
Now you do ;)
MartinTheFirst · 22-25, M
@QueenOfQuirk: intense... thrilling 👀
ajoite · 51-55, F
@QueenOfQuirk: Who hasn't said that on a date ?
Perfectly normal
AnukBinary · M
Nickname is baby dick😂
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@AnukBinary: 🤣
AnukBinary · M
@MightyMe: The look on their face would be priceless😂 then explain to them, I have hung like field mouse-itis🤣
SW-User
I might ask that question here 🤣😂😁
shaelan · 41-45, M
🤔 let's just be friends
ajoite · 51-55, F
@shaelan: 30 seconds after you met them
shaelan · 41-45, M
@ajoite: Won't this work 30 seconds after I met them?
Your sister is prettier!
Mellifluous · 26-30, F
@ECHO22: ouch!
Reboot · 46-50, M
I have active herpes.
MartinTheFirst · 22-25, M
@Reboot: how about superactive herpes
SW-User
Oh it's my wife
Mellifluous · 26-30, F
@W4nderer: good alibi 😉
SW-User
@SweetGrimReaper: big or small wedding? 😂😂
wondergirl18 · 26-30, F
Your breath is horrible.
ajoite · 51-55, F
This is my mum/mom
SW-User
Swiped the wrong way
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R5000 · 41-45, M
I am a man
I was a man
Venus6 · 100+, F
Bye bye forever damn
DisturbOne · 41-45, M
In the butt sex
xSharp · 31-35, M
is that a wart?
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Your mom's a MILF
MartinTheFirst · 22-25, M
@ECHO22: pure terror how bad that grammar is, id leave instantly!
@MartinTheFirst: Give me a break, I am not is school
AdamJohnson12 · 22-25, M
we should do this again, 5 words but oh yea
TheCoolestCat · 31-35, M
whats your name again
Mellifluous · 26-30, F
@TheCoolestCat bad tsk tsk 😂
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SW-User
Back to my parents?
karlsway · 41-45, M
Mom lives with me.
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tynamite · 31-35, M
I work in McDonalds
SW-User
Hi, ready to commit?
TheRascallyOne · 31-35, M
I forgot my wallet
SW-User
Gotta feed my chickens.
SW-User
Can we elope tonight?
Thingschange4444 · 51-55, M
Oi. Do my laundry.
mrmoose · 70-79, M
whats your moms name?
HypnoChode · 46-50, M
"My mom is late."
MartinTheFirst · 22-25, M
Will you marry me?
MartinTheFirst · 22-25, M
I'll give you aids.
Mellifluous · 26-30, F
@MartinTheFirst: shit!😂
Mrsbetweenfatandfit · 26-30, F
Start kissing the server
Lilnonames · F
I need some tampons

 
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