That painful feeling...

When you sit on your nuts 😲

Rutterman · 46-50, M

Sounds like your balls hang low...

Do your balls hang low?
Do they swing to and fro?
Can you tie 'em in a knot?
Can you tie 'em in a bow?
Can you throw 'em over your shoulder,
Like a Continental soldier?
Can you do the double shuffle,
When your balls hang low?

Neiromatheous · 31-35, M

Oh fuck bud, I got something worse for ya. When you get shot in the balls with a rapid fire paintball gun.

Science78 · 36-40, M

Dear god that sounds like hell!

Neiromatheous · 31-35, M

@purecrazy93: Last year some guy got shot in the nuts so much we had to call emergency rescue to send a helicopter for him. We were too far out for a ambulance, I guess by time he got to the hospital he had to have a testicle removed. It didn't stop the crazy fucker from banging the fuck out of his girl 4 weeks later and coming out to the big game.