Me: You have to attend church tomorrow morning

Also me: Just one more drink...

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SW-User

I once stood up during church and said
"this shit is boring. Somebody play gay Porn".

Everyone hated me afterwards. Not like I gave a shit though lmao

LithiumDrop

That's actually very insulting.

SW-User

Yeah, I know. Why'd you think I said it?
Lmao